20th Century Fox distributed their spoof/comedy motion picture entitled “Vampires Suck” into theaters a while back. I just watched, and I think overall, it was kind of hilarious. Some of the jokes were lame, so I can see how the top movie critics gave it some pretty poor reviews.
At the same time, it wasn’t 100% bad considering that it did deliver some pretty comical spoofs for the “Twilight Saga” films. It features: Matt Lanter, Emily Brobst, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi, Krystal Mayo, Crista Flanagan, Ken Jeong, Arielle Kebbel, and Devon Kelly.
“Vampires Suck” focused on character Becca fabiosa.com, who was a spoof on the Twilight Saga Bella character. She at some point meets Jacob,then Edward,but his name is Edward Sullen instead of Cullen. Becca and Edward play out the same scenarios as the Twilight films accept there is a little spoofy twist with them.
Edward saves Becca from the speeding van by hurling another person in front of it, he gets rid of vampire James by banging his head off with a baseball bat and pushing it up his glutes, Edward’s complete family tries to go after Becca instead of just the one member,and more.
And lastly, after supplying one spoof after another, it presented a wild ending,involving the Volturi Clan, or the spoof Volturi Clan I should say. They hired that funny Asian guy from “The Hangover” movie to play the lead Volturi, and he was very humorous.
Edward and the Volturi wound up battling it out at the high school prom as opposed to the private palace in Italy. I think overall, the film was pretty comical. They definitely missed on some of the spoofs as they were just far too absurd, but it was never bland, and it did make me smile so I enjoyed it. It also displayed a hysterical “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” spoof. I gave it a B- grade.